it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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