i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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