i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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