flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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