i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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