yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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