I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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