yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
