I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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