Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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