I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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