I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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