who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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