I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm always down for nudity.
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