i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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