i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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