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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?

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  By definition I think it does.

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  So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.

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• (646): View more from New York

  The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (727): View more from Florida

  being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.

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• (858): View more from California

  It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.

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• (408): View more from California

  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged

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  But I guess hugs would be nice

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.

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