I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.