your thong is hanging out like whoa
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
