I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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