It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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