Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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