so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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