Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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