I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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