I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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