check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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