Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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