Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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