yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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