this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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