I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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