the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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