seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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