this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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