I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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