Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
