come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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