Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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