Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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