He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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