we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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