WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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