I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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