just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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