yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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