Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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