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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god

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• (206): View more from Washington

  No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?

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• (863): View more from Florida

  hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best

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  Awe that means so much to us

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.

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