Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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