dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
