If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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