He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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