I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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