I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
That accounts for only three of the penises
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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