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• (614): View more from Ohio

  good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.

  (740): View more from Ohio

  i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.

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  it's 1 pm.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't answer my phone I'm at work

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  I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  drinks after work?

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  that question mark offends me.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.

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• (925): View more from California

  You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT

  (954): View more from Florida

  I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.

  (954): View more from Florida

  SUPER ADULTS

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• (925): View more from California

  It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.

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