how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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