Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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